Today, Jesson learned what happens when you get too friendly with a sucking vaccuum cleaner hose.
Up until today he has been much more excited to vaccuum than I have
ever been. So much so that when I even mentioned that we were going to vaccuum, he took off down the hall and started banging on the closet door where the vaccuum cleaner lives. And if I'd been busily cleaning for too long without letting him have a turn, he made sure he let me know by screaming and yanking on my pant leg until I gave him a try.
Today that all changed somewhat. As I was momentarily "busy" at the end of the hall, Jesson was busy moving the vaccuum cleaner head back and forth while he waited for me to come back. He must have noticed that the job was easier than before, and crawled to the handle end of the vacuum head to find that the hose had been disconnected. I guess this tweeked his interest and he thought he might try putting it back together again. He picked up the end of the central vac hose, which was still sucking, and headed for the handle on the vaccuum cleaner head. You can picture what happened next, can't you? You bet, he turned the sucking hose towards his face and looked into it, closely enough that it pulled his lips in.
He was probably only innocently trying to size up how the vaccuum pieces should go back together when this mishap occurred, but it has left him with a new appreciation for the "hissing" vaccuum hose.
How did he react, you're wondering? He took a couple of steps backward, then giggled, then whined a bit, not completely sure what he should make of the experience. I watched the entire episode play out from the end of the hall. When it was all over I joined him on the floor and repeatedly sucked my lips into the vaccuum cleaner in an attempt to cure his new appliance fear. It was all for not. I may only have managed to burn a new freaky image into his impressionable little mind. If he wakes up with nightmares tonight, I'll know why.